London food review list

Each restaurant review is scored out of a quiet eating 10/10.

10 – sell your children to go here.

9 – worth a trip, even if difficult/annoying/painful.

8 – something special, somewhere to consider becoming a favourite.

7 – a good meal, although probably not worth a repeat soon.

6 – decent.

5 – average, think generic fried chicken.

4 – bearable (just).

3 – only go if you are feeling particularly masochistic.

2 – best avoided.

1 – avoid like the plague, you might catch something there (like some malady or even worse a reputation for lacking any discernment of food).

Scores are comprised of 70% food, 10% ambience, 10% value and 10% presentation.  Although, I do make an exception on occasion should the restaurant seek fit to abuse its patrons.

 

After much nagging, I have included potentially irrelevant information such as location, cost and type of food.   Now you unfortunately don’t get that little thrill of trying to guess what the name means.  Although I guess there is no pleasing everyone.

Click on the columns below to sort the table accordingly.

Restaurant nameScore/10PostcodeCostCuisine
Albion8.5E2££Modern European
Allpress8E8£Coffee
Andina6.5E2££South American
Androuet7E1£French
Anglo7.5EC1£££Modern European
Applebees7SE1££Modern European
Artisan Bristro Chelsea8SW10££Modern European
Assenheims7.5EC2£South American
Aster8.5SW1£££Nordic
Atariya Swiss Cottage6.5NW6££Japanese
Augustine Kitchen7SW11££Modern European
Bab, Le7.5W1££Middle Eastern
Bangalore express7.5EC3££Indian
Bao7.5W1£££Chinese
Barbary, The8.5WC2££African
Barrafina4WC2£££Spanish
Bayleaf8.5N20£££Indian
Begging bowl, The6SE15££Pan Asian
Bella Cosa3E14£££Italian
Benihana8.5SW3£££Japanese
Berber &
Q
6.5E8£Middle Eastern
Berenjak7W1££Middle Eastern
Big Easy3E14££American
Bird5E2£American
Bistro 515SW1£££Modern European
Black and Blue5SE1££British
Blacklock6W1££American
Bleeker St. Burgers8E1£American
Boki7.5WC2£Coffee
Bone Daddies5SW1£Japanese
Bonhams6.5W1£££Modern European
Bonjour Brioche Cafe7NW3£French
Bottega6.5E1£Italian
Brawn8E2£££Modern European
Breakfast
Club, The
6.5E14£American
Bright Courtyard7W1££Chinese
Bubbledogs8.5W1££Eclectic
Bun House7W1£Chinese
Buvette,
La
3TW9£French
Cafe Murano4SW1££Italian
Caffe Napoli8.5W1£Italian
Camino Bankside7SE1££Spanish
Caravan7EC4£New Zealand
Cay Tre5.5W1££Vietnamese
Chakra Kensington8W8£££Indian
Chakra Riverside7.5KT1£££Indian
Chick 'N' Sours5.5E8£American
Chisou5.5W1££Japanese
Cinnamon Kitchen5EC2££Indian
Clarke's 7W8£££French
Clipstone8W1£££Modern European
Coriander7HA5££Indian
Clove Club, The7.5EC1£££Modern European
Copper Leaf8.5KT1£££Spanish
Core7.5W11£££Modern European
Coya7W1£££South American
Culture Grub4SE1£Chinese
Darbaar5EC2£££Indian
Darjeeling Express7W1£££Indian
Department of coffee and social affairs7.5EC2£Coffee
Dinner6.5SW1£££Modern European
Dirty Bones8W8££American
Dishoom6.5W1£Indian
Duck and Rice5W1£Chinese
Duck Duck Goose6SW9££Chinese
Dum Briyani House7.5W1££Indian
Elliot's5.5SE1£Modern European
Eneko5.5WC2££Modern European
Engawa7W1£££Japanese
Exmouth Coffee House6E1£Coffee
Fera7.5W1£££Modern European
Figa, La7E14£Italian
Fire Station, The3SE1££American
Flat Iron7WC2£American
Flat White8W1£Coffee
Flor6SE1££Modern European
Flour and Grape7SE1££Italian
Foley's5W1£££Modern European
Foxlow6.5EC1£££American
Franco Manca6E14£Italian
Frenchie
6.5WC2£££Modern European
Frog7WC2£££Modern European
Lantana6.5EC1£Modern European
La Fromagarie7W1£French
La Petite Maison8.5W1£££French
Le Gavroche7W1£££French
Little Georgia4N1££Eastern European
Galley,
The
7W1££Modern European
Gate, The7EC1££Vegetarian
Gauthier8W1££French
Gentlemen Baristas8SE1£Coffee
Ginza Onodera8SW1£££Japanese
Gopal's corner6SW1£Malaysian
Goldmine7.5S2£Chinese
Grand Imperial5.5SW1££Chinese
Greenhouse, The7.5W1£££French
Granger & Co7.5N1£Modern European
Haché5EC2£American
Harwood Arms8.5SW6£££Modern European
Hedone7.5W4£££Modern European
Helene Darroze6W1£££French
HER2N1£Coffee
Hereford Road8W2££Modern European
Hibiscus4W1£££French
HKK6.5EC2£££French
Hoi Polloi5.5E1££Modern European
Honey and Spice6.5W1£££Middle Eastern
Hoppers7W1£Indian
Ichiryu4WC1£Japanese
Ichi Riki6SW1£Japanese
Ikoyi8.5SW1£££African
Indian Accent8.5W1£££Indian
Indian zing4.5W6££Indian
Ivy Cafe Marylebone, The6.5W1££Indian
Jacob the Angel7.5W1£Coffee
Jamavar8W1£££Indian
Jin Go Gae7KT1££Korean
Jose6SE1£££Spanish
Kaffine7W1£Coffee
Kanada-ya8WC2£Japanese
Kiln7W1£££Modern European
Kintan4.5WC1£££Japanese
Kitchen W86W8££Modern European
Kitchen Table9.5W1£££Modern European
Kitty Fisher8W1£££Modern European
Kiku8W1££Japanese
Koffman's5W1££Modern European
Kricket8SW9£Indian
Kurumaya4EC4£Japanese
La Dame De Pic8EC3£££Modern European
Laksamania8W1£Malaysian
Launceston Place6.5W8£££French
Le Pont de la Tour5SE1££French
Ledbury, The9.5W11£££French
Les 110 de taillevent7W1££Modern European
Lime Orange3.5SW1£Korean
Little Social6.5W1££Modern European
Locanda Locatelli7W1£££Italian
Lorne7SW1££Modern European
Lotus5.5E14£Chinese
Low, Slow & Juke3SW1£American
Luca8.5EC1£££Italian
Lyle's9E1£££Modern European
Mac Factory, The7W1£Italian
Machiya7SW1£Japanese
Madame D6E1££Chinese
Manna6.5NW3££Vegetarian
Mann's6TW7££Chinese
Mantovani 19468.5W1£Coffee
Marksman7.5E2££Modern European
Master Wei6WC1£Chinese
Mazi5.5W8££Modern European
Medlar6SW10£££Modern European
Modern Pantry7EC2£Modern European
Monmouth8.5WC2£Coffee
Morito8EC1££Spanish
Mother8SW8££Italian
Mulberry Bush5SE1£Modern European
Murakami5WC2££Japanese
Narrow, The4E14££Modern European
Native7.5WC2££Middle Eastern
New Street Grill7EC2££Modern European
Nopi6W1£££Middle Eastern
Nordic Bakery6.5W1£Coffee
Normah's Cafe8.5W2£Malaysian
Obica6E14££Italian
Oklava6.5EC2££Middle Eastern
Ole & Steen8SW1£Bakery
Oliver Maki3W1£Japanese
One Sixty City6E1£American
On the Dak7WC1£Korean
Over Under Coffee7.5W1£Coffee
Outlaw's6SW3££Modern European
Ozone Coffee6EC2£Coffee
Padella8SE1£Italian
Paint Heron, The7.5SW10£££Indian
Palomar8W1££Middle Eastern
Pasta Remoli8N4£Italian
Patara7.5W1£££Thai
Paradise Garage6.5E2£££Modern European
Parlour6.5NW10£££Modern European
Pho and Bun7W1££Vietnamese
Pearl Liang8W2£Chinese
Phoenix Palace4NW1£Chinese
Petite Coree7.5NW6£Korean
Pidgin6E8£££Modern European
Pierino4SW7£Italian
Pimlico fresh7SW1£Modern European
Pitt Que7.5W1£American
Pizza Pilgrim6E14£Italian
Pizza Union7E1£American
Plum Valley5W1£Chinese
Pollen Street Social7.5W1£££Modern European
Polpetto6.5W1££Italian
Portland7W1£££Modern European
Portman, The7.5W1£££Modern European
Princi8W1£Bakery
Prufrock7EC1£Coffee
Pure Indian Cooking8SW6££Indian
Quality chop house8EC1££Modern European
Rabbit3SW3££Modern European
Ramblas8W1£Spanish
Riding House Cafe5W1£Modern European
Rochelle Canteen6.5E2££Modern European
Roganic7W1£££Modern European
Rooftop Cafe7SE1£Modern European
Rosa's Thai8E1££Thai
Roti King7.5NW1£Malaysian
Royal China2E14£Chinese
Sabor6.5W1£££Modern European
Salon7SW9£Modern European
Scandi Kitchen7W1£Nordic
Sichuan House6N1£Chinese
Shotgun5.5W1£American
Smoking Goat7WC2£Thai
Sketch9W1£££French
Social wine and tapas7W1£££Spanish
Spring5WC2£££Modern European
Social Eating House7W1££Modern European
Song Que6.5E2£Vietnamese
Square, The8W1£££French
Smith's5.5E1£££Modern European
Smokestak7E1£££American
St John Bread and Wine6.5E1£££Modern European
St John Maltby6SE1£Modern European
Stax5.5W1£American
Sushi Tetsu9EC1£££Japanese
SuperStar BBQ7WC2££Korean
Tabun Kitchen7W1££Middle Eastern
Tang4WC1££Chinese
Tap3W1£Coffee
Taste of India, A7.5W1££Indian
Theo's simple Italian6SW5£££Italian
Toa Kitchen8W2£Chinese
Toconoco8N1£Japanese
Tonkotsu East6E8£Japanese
Tostado7W1££American
Twigs6E8£Modern European
Vapiano6.5SE1£Modern European
Violet Cakes7E8£Bakery
WA cafe7W5£Bakery
Waterside Inn, The8.5SL6£££French
Wigmore,
The
8W1££Modern European
Wild Honey5W1££Modern European
Wing Zone6.5N4£American
Where the pancakes are8SE1£Modern European
Wing Wing4WC1££Korean
Workshop Coffee8W1£Coffee
Wright Brothers7.5SE1££Modern European
Yen6.5WC2££Japanese
Yoshino6.5W1£££Japanese
Yamagoya Ramen6W1£Japanese
Yorica7.5W1£Vegetarian
Yosma5.5W1£££Middle Eastern
Zelman Meats7.5 W1£££American

DSC_6653

 


Leave a Reply